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I am the girl who keeps falling asleep.

You’ve probably seen me, head banging on other people’s shoulders on trains. Yes the one you interrupt your camwhoring for to secretly take a photo of with your shiny 8MP phone camera that your daddy paid for. Which, you’ll then show your friend sitting next to you who also lives off her daddy’s bank account. Which she’ll then MMS to her boyfriend, her other boyfriend, her boytoy, her fuck buddy and her fuck buddy’s friend, who, at one point she did screw. Who will then add a witty caption like ‘Daydreamer on Board’ or ‘Shit! I missed by stop!’ or ‘What’s the difference between a politician and a whore?’ or ‘Oh! I know! This is what a politician does and gets paid for.’